Jon Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Women eh!! Boob jobs, Botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse because it HURTS!! Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Bawahahahaha.. my type of humour ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Women eh!! Boob jobs, Botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse because it HURTS!! Jon. [/ QUOTE ] When I was 20....ah...that brings back memories of a an ex GF who enjoyed every screaming second of it...time and time again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Why would you put it in the arse anyway? Unless you're gay that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justice Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 <font color="blue"> Admit it boys, you all work in IT and you're all virgins! Now let's be having some decency here! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Why would you put it in the arse anyway? Unless you're gay that is... [/ QUOTE ] Because thats where she wanted it. Obvious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 phew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Don't anyone start blaming me again either, I didn't f***ing well start this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brabus Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Why would you put it in the arse anyway? Unless you're gay that is... [/ QUOTE ] Because thats where she wanted it. Obvious! [/ QUOTE ] Fudge packer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Bloody right. Run and Raisins if I remember rightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Chutney ferret, Cock Jockey, Bum Buddy, Poo pusher, Arse Bandit, Chocolate spreader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 And she loved every minute. All 1/2 of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Oh how they jest! So let me describe something (calm down Stiggy - it'll be fine, honest). A female looking very much like Liz Hurley with the same attractive mamms gets up onto the sofa with a nightdress on and asks you to give her a good seeing to - and makes it obvious she wants you to do so twice with a slight variation....and you say "Nah, I'm watching TG babe"... You little fibbers...especially you Dave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I took a bird up the arse and her eyes almost popped out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] And she loved every minute. All 1/2 of it. [/ QUOTE ] someones bragging. no-one does it for that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I took a bird up the arse and her eyes almost popped out [/ QUOTE ] Is that the local pub? Well Liz came back for more each day afterwards. After a few months that relationship fizzled out as it became obvious that love is no sound foundation for a life long commitment and that the arse wears off after a while too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I took a bird up the arse and her eyes almost popped out [/ QUOTE ] Is that the local pub? Well Liz came back for more each day afterwards. After a few months that relationship fizzled out as it became obvious that love is no sound foundation for a life long commitment and that the arse wears off after a while too. [/ QUOTE ] Same thing happened to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I took a bird up the arse and her eyes almost popped out [/ QUOTE ] Is that the local pub? Well Liz came back for more each day afterwards. After a few months that relationship fizzled out as it became obvious that love is no sound foundation for a life long commitment and that the arse wears off after a while too. [/ QUOTE ] Same thing happened to me. [/ QUOTE ] WHAT! YER EYES ALMOST POPPED OUT???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 ha ha very funny. not exactly. remember, just like christmas. its better to give than to recieve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 She didn't seem to think so! But I do recall receiving a lot of her mouth too (when she shouted of course, when she shouted, Stig alert..). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Is sodomy still classed as an illegal activity?? Certainly a few years ago it was legal between consenting males (bu99ery), but illegal between a man and his wife (sodomy). In the paper a week or so ago I read a story about a footballer from overseas playing here as a forward. He was in the penality box waiting for a corner and one of the defenders, (just as the ball is flying toward the forwards head) tried to slip his thumb up the forwards bottom. Ref doesn't see it, forward misses easy goal game continues, forward not happy. I was just surprised it wasn't one of the Neville Brothers! Taking of:- There's only one woman in the world with two c$%nts, Mrs Neville. Oh, the old ones are the good ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Is sodomy still classed as an illegal activity?? [/ QUOTE ] If so, lock me up from the exploits with that ex GF and another 24 yr old in the back of an Escort many years before I was married [ QUOTE ] but illegal between a man and his wife (sodomy) [/ QUOTE ] Wouldn't matter if it was legal or not, the chances of it are 500,000,000-1 so it'd be a pointless law anyway. [ QUOTE ] Taking of:- There's only one woman in the world with two c$%nts, Mrs Neville. Oh, the old ones are the good ones. [/ QUOTE ] Thats it! Hit listed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 I'm sure you could call up a Henry, Cole, Lampard, Terry, THFC joke. I'm not one for war over footie, can I please be forgiven. Still think there's too much cheating (Ash Cole included) and Keane really does need to grow up (studs over the new THFC Maloney(?) last week) Roll on the Easter / spring madness (Chelseas, Man Utd, Arsenal) 2nd game period- That will sort the season out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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