SPLiiX Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 It must be a blue moon or something? What does she want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 i take it she doesnt log on to TSN then? if she does, you aint getting nothin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesB Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 It's going to be something expensive in my experience. But then again, my experience is limited as your missus hasn't invited me to bed that often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 see you in 10 minutes then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanHo Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 10 minutes.... you stud . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 It's the only way to get you off (no pun intended ) TSN and also stop you modding your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisan Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 [ QUOTE ] see you in 10 minutes then [/ QUOTE ] 10 mins - yes - and thats with a full 9.5 mins of foreplay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanHo Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 For who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 ....and 20 secs to get your kit off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisan Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 [ QUOTE ] For who? [/ QUOTE ] well - i've never heard of foreplay with just one person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanHo Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 No, but it could all be one sided (if you're lucky or lazy) , or is that oneplay? In fact what's four got to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 So, was it good for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLiiX Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Lucky you - new mirrors, new bulbs and a all in 1 week....where am I going wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 You having another go tonight Spliix, or is that it for this month...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 This month....what about this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLiiX Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Well as always I try it on every night! So tonight will be no exception. I knew there was something she wanted and I found out today! Her wee little 54 plate Fiat Punto Dynamique was very low on fuel. Need to tell her to drive it more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 I have a cunning plan - it involves a hose, a large petrol can and a guaranteed legover every week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLiiX Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Just swap cars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 ..oh and some gentle suck just till the petrol starts coming over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLiiX Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 did you say petrol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 I knew you couldn't resist it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLiiX Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 reminds me - describe the worst BJ you have ever had .................... - Bloody marvelous! sorry to lower the tone in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UBM Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLiiX Posted January 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 OK - wife has Tennant lager waiting for me so better be off! She is good to me but I have been baby sitting (for my own kids!) tonight....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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