Fancy dress

[Mac]

Well I liked it.

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as

different emotions e.g. fear etc . On the night of the party, the first

guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green

paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy,

"Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And the guy says,"

I'm

green with NV".The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a

drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to

see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped

around her most intimate parts.He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit,

what emotion have you come

as?"She replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come on

in

and join the party. A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the

third time, and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy

and

Mick, standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard, and

the

other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says,

"Well, what the hell are you both doing? You could get arrested standing

like that out there in the street like that. Anyhow what emotion is this

supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick

here has just come in despair"

[NewNiceMrMe]

Arrggggggghhhh!!

Very funny though!