Ari Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Christmas time in a busy restaurant, and a woman stands up screaming "Oh help me, my son has swallowed the sixpence in the Christmas pudding and is choking, somebody help!!" A man at the next table stands up, strolls nonchalantly across, grips the lad by the bollocks and squeezes hard. The boys eye bulge, he coughs, and the coin flies out of his mouth. "Oh thank you" cries the mother, "are you a paramedic?" "No maam"replies the man, "I work for the Inland Revenue". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiddy Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 yep spot on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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