Ari Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 > A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand > new Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and > it costs him £500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red > traffic light. > > An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. > The old man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks, > What kind of car ya got there, sonny? > > The young man replies, A Ferrari 550, it cost half a million pounds! > > That's a lot of money, says the old man, Why does it cost so much? > > Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour! states the young dude > proudly. > > The moped driver asks, Mind if I take a look inside? > > No problem, replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in > the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man > says, That's a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my > moped! > > Just then the light changes to green so the guy decides to show > the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 > secondst > he speedometer reads 160 mph. > > Suddenly, he notices a dot in hisr ear view mirror. It seems to be > > getting closer! Hes lows down to see what it could be and suddenly, > whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him,g oing much faster!!! > > What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?! ,the young > man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to > 200mph. > > Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped. > > Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and > passes > the moped at 210mph. Whoooooosh! He is feeling pretty good until he looks > in > his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded by the > speed > > of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way > up > > to 220 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him > again. > > The Ferrari is flat out and there is nothing he can do. Suddenly > the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear. The > young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!! > > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, Oh my God! Is there anything I > can do for you? > > The old man whispers with his dying breath, > Unhook...my f**king braces from > your side-view mirror!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Ari, obvious punchline but it still made me cry laughing. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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