Ari Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Mark decided to propose to Juanita, but prior to her acceptance Juanita had >to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Mark that >she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old. >He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much. However, Mark >felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a >deformity. Mark looked Juanita in the eyes and said, "I too had a problem. >My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that >once we are married". She said "yes I would marry you and learn to live >with your infant size penis". >Juanita and Mark got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon Mark >wisked Juanita off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, >holding one another. >As Juanita put her hands in Mark's pants she began to scream and run out of >the room. Mark ran after her to find out what was wrong. >She stated to Mark, "you told me your penis was the size of an infant!" >Mark said, "yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces and 19" long!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Post deleted by djbs4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Nice WORK WARNING there then !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Nice WORK WARNING there then !!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Re: Size doesn't matter...??ww Wots that???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Oh yeah - very discrete - please unlink the pic or we may have to remove this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Post deleted by djbs4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Edit your post and take the picture out. Leave it as an attachment with a severe work warning. This is a car site not a pron forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 edit button!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Post deleted by djbs4 [/ QUOTE ] Great......now the wife is relly unhappy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Paul, tell her to find out about Omar Williams, 11" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Typical wifey comment, she wants to know if the 11" is on the slack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 what did i miss?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_Doe Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 [ QUOTE ] what did i miss?? [/ QUOTE ] A huge knob, posted by an even huger one!!!!! Doh...... sorry sorry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 Damm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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