Anyone Like Shopping in Harrods ?

[Ritey]

A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's

birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes

over

to the counter.

The Harrods salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and

reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the

counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from

the

sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco

404

reel and 10-lb Test line. It's a good all round combination, and

it's

on sale this week for £344."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound

of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh,

that

sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally lets

out

a fart. Initially she's embarrassed but then cops on there's no way

the blind salesman could tell it was she who let one go. The man

rings

up the sale

and says, "That'll be £358.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me

it

was on sale for £344. How did you get to £358.50?" He replies, "Yes

Madam,the rod and reel are £344, but the Duck Caller is £3 and the

Fish Bait is £11.50."