NewNiceMrMe Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Urgh. Disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Is that yellow thing a Fiesta?? Its hard to tell. I mean who in their right mind would be seen in broad daylight sat in one of those? It would embarrass the hell out of me if I was caugt behind that at the lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritey Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Spotted in local Shell garage ... Best thing was that he drove off while I was still filling and gave it a fast and furious style rev up to the limit. Everyone on the forcourt started laughing, poor sod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 You should be ashamed of yourself Ritey. Did you not have a Zippo Lighter handy for whilst he was still filling it up? They don't blow out when you throw them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loddrik Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 If he'd have done that, how would he have got home?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOSE Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Would have gladly loaned him the Zippo (limited edition The Who Tour 2004) AND would have gladly given him a lift home too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v15ben Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 He he, good to see the chavs getting laughed at! I however managed to put all my pics up twice in a fit of laughter in the gallery, could mods please delete them! Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Awesome......( )..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 You made that up. Stop fecking with P'shop and get on with some work. Please tell me you made it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Sorry, I wish I had the skills to do so. No, it's real! They should be fired out of the pipes, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 I wouldn't even keep Chickens in that hunk of junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 You have to seriously worry about people who do that to a car don't you? I thought about covering the plate up. Then I thought no, you deserve the humiliation you p***k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Leave the guy alone. It was a pile of shite before he started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Leave the guy alone. It was a pile of shite before he started. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Have a look at this one. To think someone classes this as being "made to look much better" is very worrying indeed. Dig that front spoiler... A nice car, utterly ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Noooooooo, it has an "M" badge on it, too! Edited to add; though with a Buy-it-now price of £3K, at least he notices his hard work doesn't mean it doubles the price of the vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixthecat1 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Dig that front spoiler... [/ QUOTE ] Sorry, I beg to differ. Like it or not the front spoiler fits and is supposed to fit. Job done. Follow me round to the back and feast your eyes on the 'universal fit' zorst. What the feck is that? It doesn't fit. It's an MOT failure just waiting to happen. It looks shite. . Besides, BMW should just stop making cars and simply concentrate on the business of M3 badge manufacture. They must sell tons of the bloody things to 318i owners around the globe everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Besides, BMW should just stop making cars and simply concentrate on the business of M3 badge manufacture. They must sell tons of the bloody things to 318i owners around the globe everyday. [/ QUOTE ] Ah no, see they can be funny like that. My dealership won't sell you one without you giving them your registration number. If it ain't an M - they don't give you the badge. The parts manager was in the press about it. He's a real stickler. If that isn't a service to the public I don't know what is. Fantastic! However, it's the mighty eBay again. Chavsupporting eBay. If you look closely you'll soon see that very few of them are BMW originals on these Chavmobiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v15ben Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Yep BMW just let the chavs nick the M badges from the genuine cars, then chrage BMW owners a bomb to get new badges! Or is that just a tad cynical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Perhaps just a tad..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 OMG, just seen an E36 with the following; -Debadged but a single exhaust [just to give an idea of engine size] -Added "M" badge -Altezza lights -Phat exhaust -stupid pieces of plastic over the front headlights to make them look smaller and more aggressive and finally, best of all, -a stick-on "grille" on the front wing to make it look like an E46 M3. Useless without pics, I know, but I was standing waiting for food at a mobile lardwagon and my phone can't take pictures without an attachment. Sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 They sell those wing vents on eBay. I have yet to understand why anyone would ever want to buy them!!!! They really do need serious medical attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 So, is anyone on TSN going to the NEC this year for 'Rice Power'... or is it 'Max Chav'? No, 'Max Power', that`s it. Max Power live. Chance to go cry over what someone has done to a perfectly reasonable motor vehicle? More wrongly badged cars than you can shake a stick at. More fake plastic additions than Pam Anderson and Cher combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 You wouldn't get me there even if every female in tight shorts promised to let me tear them off over the bonnets of the cars and practice a certain smiley technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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