Insurance Jon Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in the Colliseum. "Friends,Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow i take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious." The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar" Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk som shi*e eh? He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag." Six months later, Caesar comes back having conqured France and addresses the crowd in the Colliseum. "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls". The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar". Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his bullsh*t,I'm off to France to check this out." So Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome. Caesar is addressing the public in the Colliseum again "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort those b*stards out" The crowd are up on their feet. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar" Brutus jumps up and shouts "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it out you only killed 25,000 !!!!" The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence. Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Colliseum then across at Brutus and says "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing . . . . . ...Away Gauls count double in Europe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pincher Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 for Jon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagan Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Spelling is very important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insurance Jon Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 yes i no its impotent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagan Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 You're impotent? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insurance Jon Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 sorry pag I was trying to make a joke out of you correcting my spelling. bugger failed again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritey Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 I got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 thats quite good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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felixthecat1 Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 [ QUOTE ] What is? [/ QUOTE ] The joke, remember, the joke. It was funny, well I thought so anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagan Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Oh. Right. Bye now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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