Gordo Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 Kraft Single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 frozen pizza 1 frozen dinner The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He's carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says "Single?" The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?" He looks her straight in the eyes and gently says, "Because you're minging". Old but classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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