ian_m Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. Employer's response:...... Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 I daren't make any jokes about "dictation" or using a "dictaphone" in case Cabgirl's about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 "Take this down..." "...and now that..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belchy Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Maybe thats were she keeps her pencil sharpener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 God I wish our secretary looked like that! I'd have no trouble getting my paperwork to the office on time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Oooooerrrrr Riz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve2 Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 hey thats my office, how do you like the missus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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