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French War Heroes Past & Present


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>"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your

>accordion." -- Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense


>"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -- Jacques

>Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're

>right." -- Rush Limbaugh


>"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare

for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag,

>and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." -- Argus Hamilton


>"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being

>advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot.

>Dropped once.'" -- Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)


>"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've

found truffles in Iraq." -- Dennis Miller


>"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of

>it's national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the

>Nazis? -- Dennis Miller


>Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if

>you are French.


>"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because

he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,

>people." -- Conan O'Brien


>"I don't know why people are surprised the French don't want to help

>us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the

>Germans out of France." -- Jay Leno


>Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered

>the city in WWII? A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?


>"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching

into Paris under a German flag." -- David Letterman


>"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not

>known; it's never been tried." -- Rep. R. Blount (MO)


>"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in

>WWII? And that's because it was raining." -- John Xereas, Manager, DC



>"It is important to remember that the French have always been there

>when they needed us." --Alan Kent

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