Dave Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world," Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated, "Who is Camilla Parker Bowles?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustynuts Posted March 4, 2005 Report Share Posted March 4, 2005 Heard the same one some years ago, except the punchline was "So who is Peter Beardsley?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkPrincess Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 lol... but i dnt get it, i guessin its too clever for me bein blonde... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustynuts Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 OK, Sleeping Beauty goes in and (obviously) asks "Am I the most beautiful girl in the world?" Her answer would be "Yes you are." (Name goes in record books) Tom Thumb goes in and asks "Am I the smallest person in the world?" His answer would be "Yes you are." Quazimodo then goes in and asks "Am I the ugliest person in the world?" only to be told "No, that's Camilla Parker Bowles!" (Who he obviously doesn't know). You're not her, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagan Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 No. I know that she isn't. I cannot say how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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