Calm Chris Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 >DEE BACON TREEE > > >Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to >death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the >inevitable, when all of a sudden... > >"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet". > >"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee". > >So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and >there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. > >There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back >bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat >you can imagine!! > >"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree". > >"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget". > >"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees >no meerage, ees a bacon tree". > >And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 >metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine >gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is >mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe >with his dying breath. >"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" > >"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?" > >"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.. > > > > > > >Ees......... > > > > > > > > > >"Ees, a Ham Bush" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdog Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 AAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!! Gone one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 I love that joke!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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