beez Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Here's a conversation I had with someone on MSN. [ QUOTE ] x..Sammy..x says: yer dunt make u a proper chav do u wear trackies? do u were chav traiuners??...no Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: no, but that's cos I'm not poor... x..Sammy..x says: chavs aint poor Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: why do they have poo cars then? x..Sammy..x says: they dont! Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: A vauxhall corsa/nova is not my idea of a decent car Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: The MGF/Audi S4 Cabriolet is my idea of a decent car x..Sammy..x says: exactly not the way i fink x..Sammy..x says: dont care aslong as it luks nice Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: http://www.sportbilen.se/bilder/bildspel/audis4cab/audis4cab009.jpg.big.jpg Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: corsas DO NOT look nice. x..Sammy..x says: minging Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: http://speedycars.chinacars.com/wallpaper2/mg/MGF%201.8i%20-%2004.jpg x..Sammy..x says: minging [/ QUOTE ] I simply can't believe it. I'm still shocked....I'm going to ask her what she thinks to the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 It's just been proven. Chavs have no taste. [ QUOTE ] Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: what do you think to this x..Sammy..x says: ...? Beez™ You're still breathing; I'm not happy says: http://www.audipassion.com/upload/forums/images/BMW-1-series-Sport-03.jpg x..Sammy..x says: its alrite [/ QUOTE ] AAAARRGGGGHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritey Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Post the address, you know you wanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 he got one thing right, the MGF is sh!te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Beez, IT is obviously talkin to you from some sort of institute!! Leave it well alone!!! there is no savin IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 I`d like to say that they`re winding you up, but I`m not convinced that they are... It`s wrong on soo many levels. "chavs aren't poor" No, I`m sure most have very well paid middle management jobs and don't get any money do they have from either (a) their parents, (b) the tax payer, © stealing stuff. "dont care aslong[sic] as it luks[sic] nice" Clearly the words of someone who doesn't drive. Also, that appears to be a use of the word "nice" that I wasn't previously aware of. Beez, congrats on finding the ugliest 1-series pic ever, by the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayerbloke Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Oh, and do you rate the MG equally alongside the Audi, or were you just having a strange moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Yes, I have to say that I'd be very worried about perceptions if I was an S4 owner!!! MGF or S4 Cabriolet....ooooo, now there's a dilemma. MGF or Bacon Sarnie.....I'll have the sarnie please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 I was simply putting cars up there that are better than the corsa (I suppose I could have chosen any car to go there): MGF or Corsa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazza_g Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I was simply putting cars up there that are better than the corsa (I suppose I could have chosen any car to go there): MGF or Corsa? [/ QUOTE ] I think the Corsa has the better warranty ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorburn Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 The new Corsa is an alright car, nice gear change apparently and the SRI is a reasonably quick 'warm hatch', reliable too. The MGF blows head gaskets like they are going out of fashion, doesn't handle all that well and has a pretty dire driving position..... They are completely different cars, the Corsa is a small hatchback designed to be practical and easy to drive, the MGF is a mid-engined sports car designed to be quick, fun and engaging. The Corsa does a better job at being a small hatchback than the MGF does at being a sports car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Beez, I'll take the Corsa please. I have owned an MGF many many years ago, and I don't care what they've done to them since....I'll still take the Corsa (non Chav touched please). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 MGF or 10 rounds with Ricky Hatton. I'll take Ricky thanks. I'm likely to come out with less long term damage and a lot more pride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 That's the picture she said every corsa should look like. I particularly like the 'project corsa' bit. Ok, ok, so maybe the MG was a bad example. Stop hounding me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilB Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Project Corsa where? Into the skip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Beez, congrats on finding the ugliest 1-series pic ever, by the way [/ QUOTE ] I've just noticed that the picture came from www.audipassion.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian_m Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 surely this one is a contender for that title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted May 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 There's nothing worse than a snowy 1 series with incredibly blatant and square reversing lights at a BMW 4x4 convention. Although the angle of the car on that picture makes it look less like a boot than most angles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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