Parrot joke....

[zchybrid]

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her

a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful

bird and it's an absolute steal at only £20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a

result its language is a touch fruity".

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad

minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys

the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the

woman. "f**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".

"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to

laugh.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new

prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the

girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband Dave comes home.

"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the

same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?"

[felixthecat1]

I like it, I like it.

[malagus]

loving that.

[harj]

nice

[klutch_power]

[beez]

Eeek!!!

[delibird]

v funny but I think I have seen it here before