FiftyPence Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 A lady goes to the doctor. ‘Doctor every time I pull down my panties my fanny starts singing’, ‘show me the way to Amarillo’ Doctor ‘Don’t worry about that luv, every c**t is singing it’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Hahaha not bad I got an email a while ago that said the exact directions and roads and planes to get on to get to amarillo and then ended with the nice line 'THAT'S how you get to F*CKING Amarillo!!' Made me laugh cos it's the worst song ever. Well it is now that Peter Kay has buggered it up, that fat tw*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 i havent heard it in a while actually, it was one of those which did the rounds for a few weeks in the charts and everywhere else then its back to onscurity. I bet Tony whatshisname has made a mint though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shark_90 Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Peter Kay is a genuinely nice bloke Ross. Be nice, will you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beez Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 He might be nice, but his jokes are sh1t. And it annoys me when people say they're funny. They're the kind of jokes that are funny in a way that they're actually just not. My mate knocks one out over that Cheesecake joke of his every time anything remotely similar to cheese or cake is mentioned. Pi55es me off so much, cos it's simply not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiftyPence Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 chill ya long haired lout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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garcon magnifique Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Just because you don't think he's funny doesn't mean he's a fat tw*t. Although he is. But in my experience fat tw*ts are often funny. Unless they're called Johnny Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sipperana Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Agreed. Have seen Vegas live, was abysmal. Tony CHristie must be cool, he's playing the V Festival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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