Thats it for today

[FiftyPence]

Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which

I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently

conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and

run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,

GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as

BoysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of

GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a

virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same

time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other,

they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée

1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to

Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it

does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003. Shortly after this

upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly

to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory

and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had

forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can,

without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have

no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional

problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop

Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be

reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child

processes that drain my resources. These conflict with some of the new

games I wanted to try out, warning me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often

crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called

Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to

install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has

alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003; it tends to

delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.