klutch_power Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Carlos calls his boss in the morning: Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work. The boss says: You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that. 2 hours later Carlos calls: Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sipperana Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 That's the best one so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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