scooby_simon Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 Parked next to me at the station. Parked so close that I could not get into the drivers door; not in fact I could not open the drivers door as I could not get close enough to open it. Total and utter prat. When you have read the note I left you, you may have some small idea of how upset I was. I questioned your parentage your brain power your driving skill And I think I used every swear word in my vocab. It was not a short note..... Probably the worst example of parking I have seen this year. If I ever see your disco again I will be parking along way away from it. Perhaps a whole county or two. Twat of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chav Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 I fecking hate it when people do that. Makes ya wonder how they get out without smashing their door on your car too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted September 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I fecking hate it when people do that. Makes ya wonder how they get out without smashing their door on your car too! [/ QUOTE ] He was parked drivers door side; must have been a fat fecker as the gap the other side was big enough for a Smart car to get into ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Yet 4x4 drivers still wonder why everyone else hates them. LEARN TO ****1NG PARK Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I use to have a pack of pre-printed notices with a picture of a Tin Can and a Can Opener. Below them it said "NEXT TIME, LEAVE ME A F*CKING CAN OPENER AND I'LL BE ABLE TO GET INTO MY CAR - YOU W*NKER". They didn't last long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsparkesuk Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I use to have a pack of pre-printed notices with a picture of a Tin Can and a Can Opener. Below them it said "NEXT TIME, LEAVE ME A F*CKING CAN OPENER AND I'LL BE ABLE TO GET INTO MY CAR - YOU W*NKER". They didn't last long. [/ QUOTE ] My dad had these parking ticket look alikes that read "you deserve one you pr1ck" and one day he put one on a cop car that was double yellow parked and in the middle of the road bassically, we watched them look at it from a distance, best time of my life lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted September 24, 2005 Report Share Posted September 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I use to have a pack of pre-printed notices with a picture of a Tin Can and a Can Opener. Below them it said "NEXT TIME, LEAVE ME A F*CKING CAN OPENER AND I'LL BE ABLE TO GET INTO MY CAR - YOU W*NKER". They didn't last long. [/ QUOTE ] I once had some of them. My mate did them for me when i was like 12! My Mum found them and i got the old 'son, we need to talk' thing! I was 12 at the time. Might do a few now actually for use - 50 should last me the week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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