Joke

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A german guy tells a prostitute:"I vish to buy zex mit you."

"Ok" she says. "Its £50/hr."

"Is goot, but i must varn you, im a little kinky!"

"No problem," she replies cautiously. "I can do a little kinky."

They go to the girls flat, where the kraut gets out four large bed springs and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs," he tells her.

The girl finds this odd,but complies,fastening the springs to her hands and knees. "Now get on your hands und knees," he says.

She does as he says,balancing on the springs and the kraut tells her:

"You vill please blow zis duck-caller as i sxxx you."

She finds this odd too,but figures its harmless and the guy is paying for it anyway,so she agrees.

The sex is fantastic as she is bounced all over the room by the kraut, all the time blowing the duck-caller.

The climax is the most sensational shes ever had and its several minutes before she gets her breath back enough to say: "That was great,what do you call it?"

The kinky kraut turns to her and says:

"Four-sprung duck technique!"