oldie but goodie - from an Audi man too :)

[stewarta13wsb]

A German guy approaches a prostitute and says, "I vish to buy sex mit you."

"OK" says the girl, "I charge £100 an hour."

"Ist gut, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

"No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky." So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and aduckcaller

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her elbows and knees

"Now you vill get on your hans und knees."

She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

She find this odd, but it's harmless, and after all the guy is paying well. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, allthetime honking on the duck caller

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That wastotallyamazing, where did you learn how to do that?"

"Ah," says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"

[dazdot]

Very good.

[Ari]

And lets face it, who hasn't tried that at least once?

[MOSE]

Duck whistles are easy to come by, but how easy is it to buy four individual bed springs?

[syeldham]

I just bought a bed on the cheap and cut it up - that way you have replacement springs, or eight.