JamesB Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy." ................................................. Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." ................................................. Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." ................................................. Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ................................................. Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." ................................................. Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wants me to drive." ................................................. George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." ................................................. George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ................................................. Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Among these is the BMW 323IS." <font color="#666666"> (Lynn's tastes, not mine) </font> ................................................. Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building." ................................................. Sex Study Results Published .... It has been studied and determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs, and the wife rolls over and plays dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bazza_g Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 From Naked Gun 33 and 1/3 Frank Drebin: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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