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Stop The Cock - Confusion!


DavidC
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DOH! ITV appear to have taken action as a result of the Stop The Cock campaign, but they're getting rid of the wrong cock!

Jim Rosenthal is out and Steve Rider is in for 2006, not a bad thing but it's only half as good as getting shot of James Allen.

Crap,

DC

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"Och aye the noo mutha****ers! Crazy Dave comin' atchya wid the mad bad flava o red bull. Noo, they get rid of the J-Man instead of that twat Jamie A, they be gettin they're J's wrong. But me don't give a shite, as long as they no smokin J's in my hotels unless crazy dave be invited."

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Following the departure of long-time anchorman, Jim Rosenthal, to cover championship tiddlywinks, ITV have now announced his replacement. Shaun Ryder, best known as frontman for dire Manchester band the Happy Mondays, will take over as presenter from the start of the 2006 season. ITV commented ‘We had Ozzy Osbourne on the grid a couple of years back, and his drug addled observations were a perfect compliment to anything James Allen comes up with, so we thought we’d give Shaun a try’. We asked Ryder, currently in the UK charts with his Gorillaz collaboration, ‘Dare’, for a comment but were told to ‘Fook off !’

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