shark_90 Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping car on an intercontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they accepted their predicament as the only way to get some sleep. They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly......he in the upper bunk, she in the lower. At 1.00 a.m. the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but to save me climbing down over your bunk, would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied softly. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "I'm up for that!" "Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket." After a few moments of silence, he farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walter_the_great Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 [ QUOTE ] After a few moments of silence, he farted. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 You had to edit that post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sponge Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I don't know what's funnier - the original post, or the fact he had to edit a smiley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walter_the_great Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 lol, i put the smiley in the wrong place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Fool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walter_the_great Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Well done. Got that one right first time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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