MattR32 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 May have been done before but I like it! It's a JOKE by the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torino101 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Drive a BMW but and about right too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Drive a BMW [/ QUOTE ] Me too. Colleagues here think it's about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Is there one for Golf TDI's too?? (SCANDAL!!) A lot of them, NOT ALL (so pipe down!!) seem to be driven by cocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 [ QUOTE ] lot of them, NOT ALL (so pipe down!!) seem to be driven by cocks! [/ QUOTE ] I just have this vision in my mind of a cockrel sitting on the steering wheel of a Golf TDI pulling 130 down the inside lane of the M1, while cock-a-doodle-dooing his head off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattR32 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Is there one for Golf TDI's too?? (SCANDAL!!) A lot of them, NOT ALL (so pipe down!!) seem to be driven by cocks! [/ QUOTE ] Have to agree - Lots of Golf TDI drivers seem to have a bit of an insecurity problem. Used to get LOADS of hassle from them when I had the R. It's better now but most don't know that the Astra is faster than them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Is there one for Golf TDI's too?? (SCANDAL!!) A lot of them, NOT ALL (so pipe down!!) seem to be driven by cocks! [/ QUOTE ] Who has ever looked at a BMW and smiled?? A cocks useful, we can pi55 on 1 series owners with them! ps just by using the outside lane ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotty Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! (The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.) Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. (Why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for BMW drivers only?) Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got to within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my driver's licence to a Police Station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're ?20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the Police Station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a BMW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattR32 Posted October 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 That story ticks all the BMW ownership boxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriGGa Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 .. BMW drivers are sooo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkside Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Hats off Sotty. I can now envisage what life must be like being so secure and great in a leased up 3 series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 You could do with that popping up in your rear window, mate... Did it take long to get a nice perfect grid of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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