Mac Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get Tapas one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium." Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death. Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!" Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own unch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Am I the only one that's heard of the rubber room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Sorry, wrong place........ Trousers dropped, ready for a spanking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Am I the only one that's heard of the rubber room? [/ QUOTE ] Shut it Schizo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewNiceMrMe Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Am I the only one that's heard of the rubber room? [/ QUOTE ] Shut it Shizo [/ QUOTE ] Which one are you talking to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabGirl Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Trousers dropped, ready for a spanking [/ QUOTE ] Go on then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Whenever you're ready CabJusticeStigGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabGirl Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Yikes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Sorry, wrong place........ Trousers dropped, ready for a spanking [/ QUOTE ] Easy tiger - Forget the wrong room. I think you're on the wrong forum!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooby_simon Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 As if by Magic..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Am I the only one that's heard of the rubber room? [/ QUOTE ] Shut it Shizo [/ QUOTE ] Which one are you talking to? [/ QUOTE ] That is definitely <u>NOT</u> appreciated, however much of a jest it was intended to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Am I the only one that's heard of the rubber room? [/ QUOTE ] Shut it Shizo [/ QUOTE ] Which one are you talking to? [/ QUOTE ] That is definitely <u>NOT</u> appreciated, however much of a jest it was intended to be. [/ QUOTE ] Stop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 [ QUOTE ] Am I the only one that's heard of the rubber room? [/ QUOTE ] Normally get here every day Sgt, just don't often post comments after I've p*ssed myself laughing at some of the funny ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonb Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriGGa Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 i was gonna comment.. but dammit simonb's avatar was so distractin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klutch_power Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 yes i agree trigga that 4 second clip is very distracting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malagus Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 it really is too much for a teenager. I need a lie down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 I think you're all obsessed (maybe you're nopt getting any?)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianFD3S Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 who is that by the way? yes, at 16 i find it rather captivating aswell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriGGa Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 omg its charlotte church! "voice of an angel" .. i could say summin else.. but it would probably cause some trouble so im keeping tight lipped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted October 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 [ QUOTE ] tight lipped! [/ QUOTE ] Snigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 OMFG, this thread has turned into something more comical than anything that's been posted in the RR for ages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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