NEW PROVERBS

[Tomk]

NEW PROVERBS

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he

gets angry,

he'll be a mile way - and barefoot.

4. Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a

garage

makes you a mechanic.

5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

7. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

8. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried

before.

9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

10. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

11. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

12. I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my

face.

13. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

14. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

15. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

16. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

17. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

18. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

19. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

[Sipperana]

Signature fodder like the last one best.

[scooby_simon]

Live fast, Die old and tired.....

[NunchukHamster]

He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke

[scooby_simon]

I've posted it elsewhere, but

He who works in the City and irons 5 shirts on Sunday night is an optimist.

[syeldham]

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He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke

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He's the one that doesn't laugh at all. He who laughs last thinks slowest.