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The 7 dwarfs


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The 7 dwarfs went to the Vatican, and because they are 'THE DWARFS',

they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns

in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and

answers,

"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns

around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of

Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,"No,

Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all the other

dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

He turns back to the Pope and says,>

"Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding

the floor,

tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting...

"Dopey f***ed a penguin!...Dopey f***ed a penguin!"

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