Sparky Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place And have a drink with me? A little voice came out of the box:........... "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fecking shoes on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syeldham Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 I think that even the deaf have heard that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallachie Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I think that even the deaf have heard that one... [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted November 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 [ QUOTE ] I think that even the deaf have heard that one... [/ QUOTE ] Everyone a comedian.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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