Mook Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Two women friends went for a girls night out - both were faithful and loving wives. However, they got over enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed a pee, so stopped in the cemetary. One of them hade nothing to wipe with so thought she would take off her undies and use them. Her friend however was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat by a grave with a wreath with a ribbon on it, so proceeded to use that. They then proceeded to walk home. Next day one of the husband's was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still hung over in bed. He phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worse - my wife came home with no undies." "That's nothing" says the other husband, "mine came home with a card stuck in the crack of her bum that said iFrom us all at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you'"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loafer27 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 hahah very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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