Gizza push mate

[NeilB]

This bloke's in bed with his wife when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half three in the morning. They'll have to come back later, he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife, so he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and this bloke is stood outside.

"He mate," says the stranger, "can you give us a push?"

"No! Go away, it's half three. I was in bed," says the man and shuts the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened, and she says, "Dave, you are an idiot. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter, and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to go away?"

So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere, he shouts: "He mate, do you still want a push?"

He hears a voice cry out, "Yeah please mate."

Still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts, "Where are you?"

The stranger replies, "I'm over here on the swings."

[DaddyDub]

LMAO, very good.