Hopsta Posted August 6, 2003 Report Share Posted August 6, 2003 Typical Woman! A happy, little fly was buzzing around a barn one day, when she happened to come across a large pile of fresh horse manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pains, so she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig out. She ate...and ate...and ate and then....she ate some more!!! Finlly, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times and then attempted to fly away. But alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground. She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation, when she spotted a pitch-fork leaning upright against the barn wall. She'd found a solution!! She realized if she could just become airborne she'd be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air. She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor! Dead fly....! The moral of this sad story - Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of [censored]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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