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Typical Woman!

A happy, little fly was buzzing around a barn one day, when she happened to

come across a large pile of fresh horse manure.

Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger

pains, so she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig out.

She ate...and ate...and ate and then....she ate some more!!!

Finlly, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny

front legs, belched a few times and then attempted to fly away.

But alas...she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the


She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation,


she spotted a pitch-fork leaning upright against the barn wall. She'd

found a solution!! She realized if she could just become airborne she'd be

able to fly again. So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the

handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and

leaped confidently into the air.

She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor!

Dead fly....!

The moral of this sad story -

Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of [censored].

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