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Lion tamer wanted


davidhodgkinson
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a

gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is

one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or

you're history.

Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out

first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and

the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl

and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open

her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his

tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and

ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several

minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a

display like that in my life." He then turns to the older man and asks,

"Can you top that?"

The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there.?

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