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TonyD
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Old but funny!

>

> An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He

> had narrowed it down to one of two people, Liz or Jack. It would be a

>hard

> decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did

> excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used

> the water cooler first would have to go.

>

> Liz came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.

> She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the

> executive approached her and said: "Liz, I've never done this before, but

> I have to lay you or Jack off."

>

> Liz replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like sh*t!"

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