TonyD Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Old but funny! > > An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He > had narrowed it down to one of two people, Liz or Jack. It would be a >hard > decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did > excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used > the water cooler first would have to go. > > Liz came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. > She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the > executive approached her and said: "Liz, I've never done this before, but > I have to lay you or Jack off." > > Liz replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like sh*t!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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