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A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant

following a day of drinking and roaming around in

Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a

sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at

the next table.

Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent

taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight

this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What

the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an


The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is

only one serving per day because there is only one

bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow

and place your order, we will be sure to save you

this delicacy"!

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his

order, and then that evening he was served the one and

only special delicacy of the


After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his

platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are

delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the

ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,

Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

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