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....more posh an becks jokes


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Posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the Clifton

Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.

Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!"

to which Beckham replies "5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't."

So they shake hands on the bet and continue watching. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud. Beckham takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she refuses.

"I can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth is, I was cheating. I saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."

"No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and square I was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I just didn't think he would do it again."

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