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Favourite childish jokes?


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Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry!!!

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Bloke goes to the docs, "doc every time I stand up I see Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and feel unwell"...

Doc.."oh thats easy, youre just suffering from disney spells"

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I'll get me coat........

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What's the difference between light and hard??

Blokes can sleep with a light on!!

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Paul McCartney was asked if he would go down on one knee again.

He replied " I wish you would call her Heather"!!

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Why did the orange stop rolling?

Cos it ran out of juice.

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