sotty Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!!! ------------------------------- Bloke goes to the docs, "doc every time I stand up I see Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and feel unwell"... Doc.."oh thats easy, youre just suffering from disney spells" --------------------------- I'll get me coat........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Problem_Child Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What do you call an Aardvark that's been beaten up by another Aardvark? A Vark. Because he's not hard. Can't believe I got beaten to the pirate joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonlarge Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What do you say to a constipated cat? "Have a break, have a s**t cat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_s3 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What do you call a judge with no thumbs?? Justice Fingers!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Al Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. ----------------- What do you call a man under a car? Jack ----------------- What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob. Im Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Al Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Just one more What's the fastest thing at the bottom of the river? A motor pike and side carp. Im going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timps Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? - A stick What do ghost have for tea? - ghoulash (my sons favourite) Have you heard the one about a the brick wall? - I couldn't tell you, you'd never get over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas. What do you call a barmaid juggling three pint pots? Beatrix. What do you call a barmaid juggling three pint pots while holding a snooker cue? Beatrix Potter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfette Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Two nuns in the bath: First nun: "Where's the soap?" Second nun: "It does, doesn't it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Al Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 and again What's the difference between light and hard?? Blokes can sleep with a light on!! --------------------- Paul McCartney was asked if he would go down on one knee again. He replied " I wish you would call her Heather"!! -------------------------------- Why did the orange stop rolling? Cos it ran out of juice. And off again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rs32 Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 why did the pie cross the road ? cos it was meetin' potato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulkbear Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman in a church ? One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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