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"It has a 1.4 engine producing 105bhp which is more powerful than the 84bhp engine"

You don't say.

D1ckhead.

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Ah, but this is an MGRover product... their tolerances would probably allow some engines that were supposed to be 105bhp to be less powerful than some of the engines that were supposed to generate 84bhp! jump.gif

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So much that is good about that grin.gif

"a more meaner look"

"polished alloy wheels, which weren’t cheep pengy.gif either"

"Model: MGF" confused.gif

"a 1.4 engine witch" - a specific type of nasty old woman who only inhabits 1.4 engines. Maybe she is more meaner than other witches?

"The car has got angel eyes, but one isn’t working at the moment…I think its just a loose wire" - reassuring

"I haven’t tried to get the car into any shows or mags, but I’m sure it easily would" - hmm, that has to be its USP

"The car has sadly been involved in an accident 2 years ago, involving corner of bumper and passenger wing, which has all been professionally replaced with new parts" - so why didn't they use the old parts? smashfreakB.gif

"which has been modified to fit a 7inch monitor, this means you wont be able to store your tapes in the tape holder, ‘Oh no!!!!’" well, actually you will, because "THE 7INCH MONITOR IS NOT INCLUDED!"

Brilliant - I hope he sells it for a packet 169144-ok.gif

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I e-mailed the seller about the 105hp being more that 84hp - asked "are you sure about that?", blatant sarcasim on my part, here is the response....

"y do u konw different

i fort they was 2 models with 1.4

get back to me with your info an i will change it

thanks 4 your mail wayne"

Genuine response from a 9 year old, apparently !!

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Okay, I know not everyone has strong literacy skills, and I don't know the personal circumstances of everyone on eBay, but it seems to be full of folk who have no grasp of the English Language.

Surely composing the text for their auction in Microsoft Word or similar with a spelling and grammar check would benefit them tenfold. It isn't that hard!

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Folk have become very lazy nowadays and not so well educated in spelling - Says he sounding like an OAP grin.gif

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Yes they have, I blame texting and instant messengers coffee.gif (sounding more like an OAP UHOH7.GIF )

It's just a nightmare sometimes trying to work out what the words are supposed to say.

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