Dusty Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. JACQUES CHIRAC We are chickens, and will veto any resolution that may force us to cross a road. It isn't safe. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historical inevitability. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN What? chicken? CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? COLONEL SANDERS I missed one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 DONALD RUMSFELD To check out the unknown knowns and the unknown unknowns. TONY BLAIR We know the chicken can cross the road in 45 minutes CHARLES KENNEDY To buy me a drink? FRIENDS OF THE EARTH Because the road was built straight across the chicken's breeding ground despite the objections of local people GORDON BROWN We must manage chicken expenditure with great prudence, therefore in the tax year 2006/2007, the chicken will cross an additional 3.9% of the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patently Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] GORDON BROWN We must manage chicken expenditure with great prudence, therefore in the tax year 2006/2007, the chicken will cross an additional 3.9% of the road. [/ QUOTE ] Reminds me of the Rory Bremner imitation of Brown, where he announced that his fiscal poilicy was to repeat the words "prudent" and "sustainable" for as long, and as often, as was prudently sustainable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtl Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 GARCON Because it was his destiny to climb aboard the 535d with ACS rims, on the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Reminds me of the Rory Bremner imitation of Brown, where he announced that his fiscal poilicy was to repeat the words "prudent" and "sustainable" for as long, and as often, as was prudently sustainable. [/ QUOTE ] Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 [ QUOTE ] GARCON Because it was his destiny to climb aboard the 535d with ACS rims, on the other side. [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtl Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Lovely Bavarian overcoat you've got there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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