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Why did the Chicken cross the road?


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GEORGE W. BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL

Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

SADDAM HUSSEIN

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

JACQUES CHIRAC

We are chickens, and will veto any resolution that may force us to cross a road. It isn't safe.

DR. SEUSS

Did the chicken cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, The chicken crossed the road,

But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY

To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

JOHN LENNON

Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX

It was an historical inevitability.

VOLTAIRE

I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.

RONALD REAGAN

What? chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

COLONEL SANDERS

I missed one

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DONALD RUMSFELD

To check out the unknown knowns and the unknown unknowns.

TONY BLAIR

We know the chicken can cross the road in 45 minutes

CHARLES KENNEDY

To buy me a drink?

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH

Because the road was built straight across the chicken's breeding ground despite the objections of local people

GORDON BROWN

We must manage chicken expenditure with great prudence, therefore in the tax year 2006/2007, the chicken will cross an additional 3.9% of the road.

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GORDON BROWN

We must manage chicken expenditure with great prudence, therefore in the tax year 2006/2007, the chicken will cross an additional 3.9% of the road.

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Reminds me of the Rory Bremner imitation of Brown, where he announced that his fiscal poilicy was to repeat the words "prudent" and "sustainable" for as long, and as often, as was prudently sustainable.

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