Bounce Posted September 12, 2006 Report Share Posted September 12, 2006 The husband had just finished reading a new book, called "You can be The man of your house". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife...... Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!" You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. ..after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. ...after that, you are going to run me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.....then,You will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's all done, guess who's going to dress me and brush my hair?"....... His wife replied,"The f**king funeral director would be my guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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