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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear ?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and

both disappear at night.

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Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward....forward....backward....forward....backward

....forward...... stop and eject.

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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it

doesn't come means you are fcuked up.

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.

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Qualities to be a perfect wife :

Beautiful

Responsible

Energetic

Adorable

Sweet

Truthful

Self-Organized.

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S.

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new HOLES .

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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby

looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath Tarzan removed his

clothes All the animals laughed.

Tarzan asked "Why "?

The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front."

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Qualities to be a perfect wife :

Beautiful

Responsible

Energetic

Adorable

Sweet

Truthful

Self-Organized.

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath Tarzan removed his

clothes All the animals laughed.

Tarzan asked "Why "?

The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front."

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There is a slight variation to that one too.

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.

When Tarzan removed his clothes the elephant laughed at him.

Tarzan asked "Why "?

The elephant asked him...........

"How the feck do you eat with that?"

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