Bounce Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear ? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward....forward....backward....forward....backward ....forward...... stop and eject. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fcuked up. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Qualities to be a perfect wife : Beautiful Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES . ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath Tarzan removed his clothes All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why "? The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterb Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 Very good! I especially like the salary one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelsea Mick Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Qualities to be a perfect wife : Beautiful Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S. [/ QUOTE ] I totally agree [ QUOTE ] Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath Tarzan removed his clothes All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why "? The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front." [/ QUOTE ] There is a slight variation to that one too. Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. When Tarzan removed his clothes the elephant laughed at him. Tarzan asked "Why "? The elephant asked him........... "How the feck do you eat with that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steffiraf Posted October 24, 2006 Report Share Posted October 24, 2006 I like the biology/sociology one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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