White Van Man Xmas carol

[Brisel]

This is from a new book out for Christmas entitled "When Jack sued Jill - Nursery Rhymes for Modern Times" by Felix Dennis who is the proprietor of Auto Express Magazine - thought you may like it! There was an accompanying cartoon, but I don't know how to copy it. No doubt some expert can help me with this.

White Van Man[To the tune of Old King Cole]

White Van Man has a very white van

And a very white van has he.

Except for the dents and the rust by the vents

And some very rude Graf-ee-teeeee.

He drives in his van as fast as he can

And he neither hears nor sees,

He clings to his phone like a dog with a bone

While he steers with one of his kneeeees.

He picks his nose while the tailback grows

And yacks to his front seat crew,

But a fool so rash as to honk or flash

Will receive the fingers twooooo.

Oh, White Van Man has a very wide clan

Who profess no Highway Code,

They'll shunt your rear and yell in your ear

As they U-turn in the roooooad.

He stamps on his brakes when he overtakes

As he cuts up you and me,

For White Van Man has a very white van...

And a very white van has heeeee!

Thanks to nbcab from the Boston IAM forum for this

[dukeboy749r]

Very good!