fatcat Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Following on from Riz's useless attempts at meeting someone from the opposite sex, never mind shagging any of them, I suggest we start at the basics and try and offer the young mucker some alternative therapy to try and resolve his issues, so anyone out there with theraputic powers, start giving him some guidance. I suggest he visits his GP for starters, all sorts of help groups there. Links to websites (no WW please) would also benefit the poor boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calm Chris Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Here's a link for you fatcats self help , after all lets get your own house in order before you start trying to right the world for others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted December 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Exactly.. thats the sort of website we need to find for Riz (but not being weight related). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Exactly.. thats the sort of website we need to find for Riz (but not being weight related). [/ QUOTE ]Actually I am abit on the skinny side. Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted December 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Howabout this for starters Prof help here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Howabout this for starters Prof help here [/ QUOTE ] Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted December 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Howabout this US based forum Riz ? relationship forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Howabout this US based forum Riz ? relationship forum [/ QUOTE ] Actually I tried a UK female forum once...... managed to meet up with a lass, had a affair with her then she went back to her bf. Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted December 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Howabout this Canadian one Canadian help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 A TSN practical workshop at a well apointed Essex nite-spot is the best therapy possible. Pre course reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRobin Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 This one from one of the links above made me laugh: "Getting into a relationship is kind of like getting into law school. Choose about 5 HYS prospects, 5 CCN, and about 5 lower T14s. Then apply as early in the application cycle as possible. Your personal appearance is your LSAT score and your personality is your GPA. Even with a TTT personality you can still get into CCN if you have a 175+ appearance. If you have a mediocre personal appearance, just be sure to work on your personality. Even with a really low LSAT you can still get into Boalt. But if your GPA and LSAT are both mediocre, then you can try GULC PT or maybe Fordham PT. Then maybe these PTers will bloom into T14 schools over time (but the chances of this happening are about as good as the chances of getting a V20 job out of these schools). If your GPA and LSAT are borderline, then the soft factors become much more important. Letters of Introduction from one of your prospect's friends could help. If you are reading this and realizing that you have a TTT LSAT, TTT GPA, and TTT soft factors, then maybe you should consider something else--women over fifty have low standards. Either way, it may make you feel better to know that even HYS is pwned by a 22-year old banker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeboy749r Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 [ QUOTE ] A TSN practical workshop at a well apointed Essex nite-spot is the best therapy possible. Pre course reading [/ QUOTE ] "Escape" near Marks Tey, is that any good then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] A TSN practical workshop at a well apointed Essex nite-spot is the best therapy possible. Pre course reading [/ QUOTE ] "Escape" near Marks Tey, is that any good then? [/ QUOTE ]Hey thats where I got my Mini from.... im sure of it. Just off the A12 near Colechester? Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Escape has only just opened so I don't know what it's like. But I think it's probably fair to say that it will offer exactly the right kind of therapy I'm proposing. Riz - Am I understanding you correctly? You bought your car in a nightclub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Escape has only just opened so I don't know what it's like. But I think it's probably fair to say that it will offer exactly the right kind of therapy I'm proposing. Riz - Am I understanding you correctly? You bought your car in a nightclub? [/ QUOTE ]Nooooo bought my car from a chap near Marks Tey. Or is that somewhere else. Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 Calm down dear. The nightclub Escape is in Marks Tey, which is near Colchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Calm down dear. The nightclub Escape is in Marks Tey, which is near Colchester. [/ QUOTE ]Ahhh well yes then I got my car from Marks Tey off this Mini lover. Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted December 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 The 'escape' ''club'' is indeed in Marks Tey, but used to be called 'Kings' and caters excusively for kiddies under 19 - pity the poor residents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian_C Posted December 18, 2006 Report Share Posted December 18, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Calm down dear. [/ QUOTE ] Damn you, I've got that remixed Esure Michael Winner advert in my head again. Google Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeboy749r Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Riz Come on down, plenty of Essex boys would be happy to join up for the night and show you the delights from Southend to Marks Tey (not normally on the same social outing scale, but hey, what the hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saab Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 [ QUOTE ] show you the delights from Southend to Marks Tey [/ QUOTE ] Riz would get eaten alive in Southend. Let's ease him in gently! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riz Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] show you the delights from Southend to Marks Tey [/ QUOTE ] Riz would get eaten alive in Southend. Let's ease him in gently! [/ QUOTE ] Riz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcat Posted December 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 [ QUOTE ] Calm down dear. The nightclub Escape is in Marks Tey, which is near Colchester. [/ QUOTE ] Did you ever go (as in 'are you old enough to remember') to the 'Tarten House' at Frating - sadly no longer there, great Essex girl memories from that place (jiggy jiggy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon magnifique Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Desperately tries to resist old punchline comments about sperm counts and dropping chips... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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