Women V Bikes

[davidhodgkinson]

Women V Bikes

1=You can fit a steering damper if your bikes a bit of a slapper.

2=You get a manual with a bike to understand how it works.

3=You dont have to change your rubber for every ride.

4=Your bike doesn't think your a pervert if you want to chain it up every night.

5=You can trade your old model for a new one as often as you like without paying huge legal bills.

6=Stripping your bike in public is legal.

7=It likes going to race meetings.

8=Your bike wont mind if you ride another model.

9=You can ride twins.

10=If your bike blows a fuse it wont spend all weekend going on about what caused it.

11=You dont have to be a film star to get a top model.

12=You can make improvements to your bike more cheaply than plastic surgery.

13=You can leave your bike outside the pub for as long as you like and it wont complain.

14=You only have to flick one switch to turn your bike on.

15=When your bike gets old its a classic and more desirable.

16=Bikes dont fake headaches when your ready for action.

17=If you fancy your best mates bike you can buy one just like it.

18=Your bike looks just as good the next morning as it did the night before.

19=Your bike gets ready quicker.

20=Friends are more likely to be impressed if its your bike that scratches all day.

21=If your feeling lazy its ok to pay another man to service your bike.

22=Your bike can be realy dirty - but you can still take it home to see your parents.

23=You will let your mates ride your bike to show them how good it is.

24=You and your mate can ride your bike together and nobody will mind.

25=Bikes dont need a new paint job every morning.

26=You dont have to reach onto the top shelf for the pictures of the bikes you realy want to see.

27=You can buy a silencer for your bike.

28=You get street cred if you ride a fat old hog. not sure on this one?

29=You can get down on one knee on your bike without making a life long commitment.

30=Its an advantage if your bike has a spare tyre.

31=Its easier to firm up a saggy front or rear end on a bike.

32=If your bikes rear end gets out of shape your mates are likely to be impressed.

33=Bikes are always happy to be loaded up with your luggage.

34=You get a warranty with your bike so if anything goes wrong in the first 2 years you can get it sorted.

35=Bikes dont mind you staring at other sexy machines.

36=Your mates will be impressed if your bikes a bit of a beast.

37=Its ok to fantasise about being on a diffrent bike when your having a ride.

38=Bikes usually come with a service book telling you there service history.

39=Your bike will never complain about the way you ride it.

40=Abike may shake its head but it never gets a headache.

[Omi]

Piss funniest thing I've read all day.