cruiser647 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 This made me laugh! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfer Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Nice one: Guy goes into a brothal in germany, the girl says "what sort of woman would you like to meet?". He says " one with sagging t*ts down to her midrift and very haggard and wrinkly all over". The girl replied "what on earth do you want to meet someone like that for", he said "COS I'M HOME SICK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuntimeFrankie Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 [ QUOTE ] Nice one: Guy goes into a brothal in germany, the girl says "what sort of woman would you like to meet?". He says " one with sagging t*ts down to her midrift and very haggard and wrinkly all over". The girl replied "what on earth do you want to meet someone like that for", he said "COS I'M HOME SICK" [/ QUOTE ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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