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Italian lover, "when i finish making aluv to my girlafriend i go down an gently tickle the back of her knees. She floats 6 inch above da bed in ecstasy"

French Lover, "Zat is nothin, wen i finish wiv ze girl i kiss her all ze way down her body zen lick ze soles of ze feet. She floats 12 inch above ze bed in ecstasy"

English Lover, "Wen am done ridin our lass, i get out of bed and wipe me knob on the cutains. She hits the f**kin roof!"

Seems best with a Yorkshire accent this! smile.gif

Hoping its not been posted before.

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