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It's not even that deep there. She shouldn't have stalled unless there's something strange about the air intake on a Fiesta, is there?

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Intake might be fine, but the dizzy on the 1100 and 1300 is nice and low at the back of the engine. That gets wet, no spark...

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She is obviously as thick as she looks. Stupid bint. coffee.gif

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Was that the crack of her behind or just a tattoo in the close up EEK2.GIF

Anyway she should have her license taken away after that cracking piece of automotive initiative !! smashfreakB.gif

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What the f*** is it with women drivers in this country? Why do they lack soo much fekin common sense when they get behind the wheel of a car? I seriously don't care what anyone says, I've yet to come across a 'decent' woman driver who has road common sense (personally)

This is not me being a male chauvinist when i say this, but I wish they would get off the f****** road.

This evening I was cut off by a moronic female driver in her little tin pot and when i expressed my displeasure by flashing my light (once) she pulled back into the other lane looked over as i drove past and appeared to call me a wan*er and a racist name (both words start with B) - I was on a busy duel carriage way - otherwise i would have forced her to stop and beg for forgiveness! haha

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I'm not sure which one the was the most stupid: the woman in the fester or the reporter - "she's on her mobile phone calling the emergency services; it's very dangerous". Emergency services? What the hell had she been smoking? I'm sure the fire service have better things to do than rescue stupid bints from puddles less than 12" deep. I'd have hosed the daft cow down until she got out of her heap and walked back. sportifs2.gif

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(a) The car was running while she was sitting out of the window (note bubbles issuing from o/s/r) - therefore, engage reverse, keep the revs up, and steadily go backwards.

(b) The water was only about 9" deep, so get out and bloody walk!

Hardly a "dangerous situation". But hey! It was a Sky News report, and they are experts at blowing things out of all proportion.

Looking at the "puddle", if she'd kept the revs up, and carried on steadily forwards, she would have got through it, even with a grot box like a Fester.

Drivers in this sceptred isle go from bad to ridiculous.

If that flood was on a motorway, there would be twats on there attempted to go through it at 80mph in cloudburst conditions.

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What the f*** is it with women drivers in this country? Why do they lack soo much fekin common sense when they get behind the wheel of a car? I seriously don't care what anyone says, I've yet to come across a 'decent' woman driver who has road common sense (personally)

This is not me being a male chauvinist when i say this, but I wish they would get off the f****** road.

This evening I was cut off by a moronic female driver in her little tin pot and when i expressed my displeasure by flashing my light (once) she pulled back into the other lane looked over as i drove past and appeared to call me a wan*er and a racist name (both words start with B) - I was on a busy duel carriage way - otherwise i would have forced her to stop and beg for forgiveness! haha

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What the f*** is it with women drivers in this country? Why do they lack soo much fekin common sense when they get behind the wheel of a car? I seriously don't care what anyone says, I've yet to come across a 'decent' woman driver who has road common sense (personally)

This is not me being a male chauvinist when i say this, but I wish they would get off the f****** road.

This evening I was cut off by a moronic female driver in her little tin pot and when i expressed my displeasure by flashing my light (once) she pulled back into the other lane looked over as i drove past and appeared to call me a wan*er and a racist name (both words start with B) - I was on a busy duel carriage way - otherwise i would have forced her to stop and beg for forgiveness! haha

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UHOH7.GIF some true charmers on here today

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What the f*** is it with women drivers in this country? Why do they lack soo much fekin common sense when they get behind the wheel of a car? I seriously don't care what anyone says, I've yet to come across a 'decent' woman driver who has road common sense (personally)

This is not me being a male chauvinist when i say this, but I wish they would get off the f****** road.

This evening I was cut off by a moronic female driver in her little tin pot and when i expressed my displeasure by flashing my light (once) she pulled back into the other lane looked over as i drove past and appeared to call me a wan*er and a racist name (both words start with B) - I was on a busy duel carriage way - otherwise i would have forced her to stop and beg for forgiveness! haha

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UHOH7.GIF some true charmers on here today

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I get married next month - so I believe I've used up all my charm tokens for one life time. yelrotflmao.gif

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What I want to know is that if the taxi driver got stuck and had to be rescued, why didn't they close the road?!

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Yes the taxi driver was definitely glad the "lime light" was taken away from him as he'd obviously just done the same blonde thing himself. Must have been a tranny !!! grin.gif

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