A Grand Prix, in Japan I believe.

[jb44]

Greetings and salutations Sniffers

For 2 days now I have been trying to come up with something to bitch about the Japanese Grand Prix. Do you have any idea of the trauma I'm suffering? A gay man with nothing to whine about - Christians, Muslims and Jews are right, God does hate queers, especially me.

And as for Fernando Alonso; so he tosses his car, and possibly the world championship, into a wall and what does the little ingrate do? He acts with dignity, that's what he did. All those demons broiling inside him and he acts with the sort of class befitting the reigning world champion. The sheer unmitigated gall of the man. One spends an enormous amount of one's time building up a good and useful prejudice against, not only the champion, but also his entire nation of origin, and what does the little scamp do? He impresses me, that's what he did. What do I do with my little prejudice now? I just can't take it anymore.......what good is living, I ask you.

Lewis won, which is nice. For the sake of accuracy let me just point out that Lewis won the Japanese Grand Prix; not the championship. And if he carries on as if he's already won it , let him remember, racing punishes hubris severely. About the post-race interview Lewis: There is a fine line between confidence and bragging. Remember Spa's opening lap? Exactly.

Kimmi came third. I like Kimmi. "Yes Kimmi, squeal for Daddy" Yep, I like Kimmi. Wish he could race worth a damn, but still, I like Kimmi.

At least The Cock is as mesmerisingly irritating as ever, but when it comes to insulting it, I cannot do nearly as well as so many of you honoured correspondents. I'm a little bitter about this; I have worked very hard to build my reputation as the most obnoxious poster ever to soil this forum, and now I am being out-bitched by heterosexuals. Oh the humanity!

Well Sniffers, two races left. Please God, let there be racing! And may the best racer win.

Kind Regards

Johan Buchner

[SeanKHotay]

How 'bout something 'bout NASCAR auditions during the race?

That might stoke some folks...and have a wiff of truth.