All innocence is lost.

[jb44]

Did you people really think I would not find out? That I would not discover your evil conspiracy to exclude me from the inner circle of F1? It's the queer thing innit? You evil merciless bastards, do you not see what you've done? I've been made a fool of, that's what; been utterly humiliated - I can hear your hollow laughter. How cruel. How vile.

Only two weeks ago I received the secret communiqué, and I quote: "Lewis is go - Kimmi is yours" It was signed "Love Bernie. PS. Max says: Up yours!" It was legit, you hear me, legit!!! And now you've gone and change the codes on me haven't ya? No wait, don't tell me; the secret handshake has been changed too? I know you're behind this Porter; I'm gonna hunt you like a dog! And when I catch you I'm gonna toss you into a pit of soccer hooligans and you will be wearing a T-shirt bearing the legend: "That's Mr Faggot to you, Bitch!"

And as for what's been done to poor Ron - words fail me. There he was, fully expecting to celebrate his beloved Lewis' first World Championship; instead he wakes up one Monday morning, feeling as if he's just been brutally buggered by a particularly enraged bull elephant. Failed by Lewis, betrayed by Alonso, beaten by Ferrari. Truly Ron's Annus Horribilis. But you know what really hurts? You all knew. Allowing me to sing the praises of Lewis and Mclaren. Watching as I mortally insulted all of Spain. How you must have laughed as Gonzalez took the moral high tone with moi. Utterly humiliated, publicly shamed but above all else, proved wrong.

Who in Homo Hell gave permission for Kimmi to make up a 17 point deficit and become Champion? Oh, and while I'm at it, what's the little Madrid tosser gonna do now - open up a day-spa? How the feck would I know; I'm the homo who's been excluded, remember? I am so very lonely, it's cold outside, you know.

What shall I do now? Where shall I go? Am I doomed to surf the internet for the rest of eternity, searching in vain for a forum whose members are worthy of my intellect, my wit, my wisdom? We could have had it so good, but no. Just because I, unlike you, enjoys superb oral sex (every single time) you turned on me. Your disfiguring jealousy has banished me into the outer darkness. I shall visit a terrible revenge on you.

Oh yes you will suffer. I still have contacts on the inside , you know. There are still a few sympathetic to our cause, we queers shall achieve world domination before the Jews. Don't believe me? Take this: James Allen stays - forever. Just like Bernie, the other member of the F1 undead, James shall be there to spoil every Grand Prix for all eternity. I'll teach you to mess wid me.

And if you ever pull a stunt like this again, Mansell will be brought back. Yes he will, oh yes he will. Not feeling quite so chipper now are we? Weeping openly are we? Begging for my forgiveness? My mercy? My heart is cold and unyielding and I shall be merciful not.

Bow before me; and Despair.

I am

Johan Buchner

Deviant

[PGonzalezS]

Is work that boring, Johan?

[jakee]

Look foward to my lifetime of desolation.